Legs are handy, legs are neat
They provide a place to hang our feet
Legs are useful, legs are fun
And usually reach up to our bum
Legs are prickly and come in pairs
With epilators to pluck out hairs
If our legs were sexy and we're able
We could insure them just like Betty Grable

What, you don't like legs and bums? What's the matter with you? Look on the bright side, yesterday was International Penis Day... I could have written about that, instead.

Now, there's a thought...

In Honour of Penises everywhere (and no, I don't wish I owned one, thanks)

If I'd been born a penis
I'd be a happy chap
I could be kept nice and warm by
A chicky in my lap

If I'd been born a penis
I'd be breaking into song
At the mere thought of a woman
In a sexy, see-through thong

If I'd been born a penis
By my yardstick I'd be judged
And the inches in between 4 and 6
A man would never have to fudge

I wasn't born a penis
I'm a tidy streamlined job
And I can get lots of pleasure
From my new boyfriend named Bob.

C'mon, give me a break, I gotta start this somewhere and now there's nowhere to go but up!

~~ "Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you." - Mae West. ~~

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