Now, where was I? Oh yeah...

Jean Luc Picard is showing his age (..sigh..)

He used to be so yummy and bald and sexy in his early years on the bridge if the starship Enterprise. But tonight we watched "Star Trek - Nemesis" and for some reason all the old characters are looking uncharacteristically old...

But there was a new face that looked (intentionally) like a younger version of the once luscious Jean Luc, and he was yummmmmmmy (swoon)

I dyed my hair the other day.

It was supposed to be bright purple but it didn't come out that way, its more reddish purple. I don't think the purples like my hair, that's the second time it's come out reddish instead. Damn, that pisses me off. I wanted bright, bold, go-to-Hell purple.

Just cos I fancied it.

~~ "Make it so" - Jean Luc Picard ~~

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Now, where was I? Oh yeah...

A University mortuary student walked into the mortuary where a body was lying on the table. Confident that he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his instructor, he began to examine the body.
When he rolled it over, he was shocked to see a cork in the man's butt. Mystified, he pulled it out and immediately heard Swing Low, Sweet Chariot song come out of the guy's butt. Shaken by what had happened, he quickly shoved the cork back into its original resting place.

He then ran to get his instructor, nervously shouting, "Sir, you must come, you won't believe what I discovered!!"

Annoyed by the interruption, the professor said, "Let's take a look at this astounding discovery."

When they entered the morgue, the teacher was also surprised to see the cork, so he approached the table and promptly removed the cork.

Upon hearing Swing Low Sweet Chariot, he quickly replaced the cork and said, "What's so surprising about that?
I've heard thousands of arseholes sing that song!"

~~ I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it. ~~

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