Now, where was I? Oh yeah...

I did something really bloody stupid tonight. I know, it's hard for you to comprehend that I am actually capable of utter stupidity, but I am. Would I lie to you?

I decided this afternoon to dismantle my waterbed and put the ordinary mattress in. Nothing too stupid in that, summer is coming and I might be too warm.

I'm such a hottie.

Anyway, as I was saying, I decided to dismantle the waterbed but I didn't start until 3.30, after the kids came home from school. I forgot that this mattress is much bigger than the old one was, nearly twice the depth in fact. That's what's made it so comfortable to live on for the past 18 months. Subsequently, it took an awful lot longer to empty out. Like 6 fucking hours. The trouble was, I decided I was tired and wanted to lie down about one hour in.

Bugger.

I also forgot to unplug the heater pads after I had rolled the bladder up... damn, but that plastic liner thingy really sticks when it melts. That was really dumb. Now I have to find a bicycle repair kit with patches 3 inches across :-)

~~ Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity ~~

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Now, where was I? Oh yeah...

Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"
Taurus: "I'm hungry, pass the pizza."
Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"
Cancer: "When are we getting married?"
Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"
Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."
Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."
Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."
Sagittarius: "Don't call me I'll call you."
Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"
Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"
Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"

~~ "Frisbeeantarianism is the belief that when you die,
your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." ~~

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