Now, where was I? Oh yeah...

As it's the weekend before Easter, the local Ulysses Club are doing their Charity Easter Egg run today. For those of you that are unfamiliar with the concept/s, the Ulysses club are a bunch of hard core, older motorcycle fanatics - the sort that have Harleys and the like, all in pristine condition and loved to within an inch of their lives. The Easter Egg run is all about collecting loads of easter eggs to be delivered to the kids in hospital at this time of year. It's all done simply cos they can. Well anyway, all these fabulous bikes have just streamed past here on their way to wherever it is they were going and it sounded just magnificent. I have no idea how many there were (couldn't see 'em properly from here) but the chrome glinting in the sun as they came down the hill combined with the most awesome deep gut-rumble (not to mention the sound of the police escort's siren) went on for over 5 minutes and was just amazing!

Damn, it almost makes me wish I liked bikes!

There was something very important that I thought of last night to write in here today, but now I have forgotten it. Shit I hate that :-( It will come back to me, I am sure. Don't plan on getting off that easily.

~~ Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. ~~

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Now, where was I? Oh yeah...

My horrorscope says I am going to be rich, and now I know its true!!

I am, I am!! I'm so excited, I damn near peed on the carpet!

I received this lovely email, just this morning, sent to me from a lady in Nigeria begging for help to remove all the money her late husband left her from Nigeria to stop the Government stealing it. Poor woman, first she loses her husband and now she might lose his money as well, what a dreadful predicament to be in!

Here is the email, verbatim.

Dear SIR/MA
I am Dr. (Mrs.) Mariam Abacha, Wife of the late Nigerian Head of State-General Sani Abacha. I am proposing this business to you because we could be of great assistance to each other, likewise developing a cordial business relationship. I currently have within my reach the sum of US$25,000,000:00 (Twenty-five million United State dollars only) cash which l intend to use for investment purpose specifically in your country.

This money came as a result of a pay back contract deal between my late husband and a Russian firm on our Country's multi-billion dollar Ajaokuta steel plant project. The Russian partners returned my husband's share of (US$25 million) after his death and lodged it with my husband's financial firm in Nigeria of which l am a director. Right now, this rescent democratic Government has revoked our licenses that permitted us own a financial Company and Oil Company.

In view of this, I acted very fast to withdraw the said sum from the company's vault well preserved packaged in trunk box and deposited in Security company.I have since declared our financial company bankrupt. No record ever existed concerning the money neither is the money traceable by the government because there is no document showing that we received such money from the Russians. Due to the current scheme of things in the country concerning government attitude towards my family, it has become quite impossible for us to make use of huge monies within, thus l seek your assistance to move this Money out of the country. On your consent, l shall expect you to contact me or my Attorney urgently for us to discuss and agree upon the mode of transaction. For your assistance, we have agreed to compensate you with 30% of the total sum of (US$25 Million), 70% is for us. While the major part of the share 70% shall be use for investment overseas in the areas you may direct us after we have secured the freedom.

Note that this transaction is 100% risk free as we have mapped out strategies for a successful transaction with the Security company. However, all correspondence must be channeled to My Attorney Barrister.Micheal Jegede through his telephone number or Email address below. I must also use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this transaction a confidential issue.

Barrister.Micheal Jegede(Lawyer)
E-mail:mjegede525@yahoo.co.uk
Thanks, Best Regards.
Dr.Mrs Mariam Abacha.

Oooooh, I gotta go reply to her and see how I can help her (and get my money, of course!).

Be right back... while you are waiting, you can read more about how to help HERE

~~ 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? ~~

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